WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES,ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC?
We
occasionally have 2 adjust our little friend and make him happy.Its
much like adjusting your bra.Being in public is just an added bonus.
WHY ARE MEN SO UNCOMMUNICATIVE?
You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time u open it u get into trouble with your partner.
WHY DO MEN SAY"I LUV U" WHEN THEY HARDLY KNOW ME?
###,###,###....Arent u special?Well sum men think its a sure way to get in your pants.Surprisingly it still works quite well.
WHY DONT MEN EVER PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES?
Why should we?It doesnt really bother us that much.Besides,we know darn well you'll pick it up.
WHATS WITH ALL THE BELCHING AND FARTING?
This
usually only occurs after months of courting.Its our way 2 let u know
that we comfortable with u.Believe it or not its actually a sign of
affection.Besides holding it for extended periods of time gives us
stomach cramps.
shakira
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