black eyes

A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye. ” The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner ?” “Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.