indian trying to be an english man

This Indian man moved into his
new home in England.
His English neighbour, being the
nice bloke that he was decided,
to make him feel welcome.
He went next door to wish him
welcome. He was shocked to see
the Indian man in his nice
backyard chasing ten chickens
around like mad. "Must be an
Indian custom," he thought to
himself. Deciding he could put off
the welcome till a later date, he
went home.
The next day, he decided he was
going to welcome the Indian man
again. When he looked through
his window, he saw the Indian
man urinate into a cup and drink
it. "Must be an Indian custom," he
thought to himself. Deciding he
could put off the welcome till
tomorrow, he went on with other
stuff.
The third day, he was
determined he had to welcome
the Indian man. At his gate, he
saw the Indian man with his ear
pressed against a cow's big fat
butt. He became angry and went
up to the Indian man. "I'm sorry
sir, I want to wish you a
welcome, but I cannot stand
your crazy Indian customs!" He
yelled in the Indian man's face.
The Indian man looked confused
and answered. "Sorry sir, I think
you are mistaken. These are
actually English customs. I was
told, to be English, you have to
chase chicks, get piss drunk, and
listen to bullshit."